Just Desserts

I went to a friend's birthday party tonight and before I left the apartment there were two ice cream bars left in the freezer. Part way through the party I received this rather ominous text:

I regret to inform you that a tragic accident befell

one of the salted caramel brothers this evening.

The surviving twin is distraught and is currently

on suicide watch. We will be vigilant in our

 monitoring, we can not guarantee his safety.

 We're sorry for your loss.

I took that as a hint that I probably should have cake if I wanted dessert tonight.